Thursday, April 21, 2011

HoodBoogers!!

O man, Ok I'ma slide in a different direction since I pointed alot of these moist ass niggas that are walking around these days. There's a particular breed of female that should be wiped off the face of planet earth. No I'm serious, pack these "oxygen stealing" hoes in the biggest rocket ship known to man and blast'em into fuckin' oblivion cuz they absolutely serve no purpose. This breed of woman (if you wanna call'em that) are known to many as "Hoodboogers." What is a hoodbooger you ask?? Ok let's see.................To start, this is a bitch(yea I said bitch) that comes from absolutely nothing and doesn't have the slightest desire to try and rise from her "shitty" situation. This means, most likely her mother, grandmother and even her grandmothers mother have been hoodboogers and have happily passed down their skillful "hoodbooger traits" to continue this never ending cycle of "aint'shitness". At least I hope this is the case, because if your a "self made" hoodbooger, you should be ordered by law to skip that rocket ship flight and play a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver, just to break the "hoodbooger chain" before it starts..Ok, if you don't know that you're one, here are a few dead giveaways::::Carrying food condiments in your purse(such as hot sauce,ketchup packs and other dumb shit):::::Excessive loud talking for no reason(bitch i don't need surround sound im standing right here)::::Having one or lots of different kids by niggas who refuse to be around(would you wanna deal with constant hoodbooger behavior?? ok then)::::16 million different color weaves(who are you trying to attract with that?...o yea the thirsty niggas I was talking bout before smh)::::Rather hit the club for the latest party than stay at home with your kids(smh @ bitches buying dresses for the club when their babies don't have shoes or food)...There's something seriously wrong with a person who would sell their food stamp card for money to buy a club dress..I guess this means no Cap N Crunch for little "Johntavious" in the morning, "you stankin bitch!"...You section 8 recipients disgust me beyond belief, I promise I typed all this shit with the "yuck face"..But I really can't be too mad, cuz your just following proper "Hoodbooger Protocol" *shrugs*..I could go on & on but I think you get the point. If any of you niggas have impregnated any of these skeezers, you have my condolences..However you've still taken a king sized L and should be beyond ashamed that you have to deal with this bitch for at least 18 years of your life(I request suicide)..Anyway, let me wrap it up with a PSA....ATTENTION: ALL YOU MISGUIDED HOODBOOGERS, IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE. GET OFF THE FOOD STAMPS AND ALL OTHER GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE, FIND A JOB AND STOP BEING A DRAIN ON THE ECONOMY, YOUR KIDS, AND YOURSELF..AND AS SPORTY THIEVZ ONCE STATED "YOU BIRDS WANT A TAKEOVA?? GET SOME CASH & A JENNY JONES MAKEOVA"...I'm even pissed at the fact ya'll made me take the time to write this blog..I'm out!!

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