The Rating System(Bored Blog)

Time for a "shallow nigga blog"..Usually when you hear about what a dude rates a chick, or chick rates a dude it's based off the 10 point system. To me the 10 scale isn't broad enough to fully interpret somebody's looks or lack thereof. So how I do it is, I base it off a 100 point grade system, just like school. With, of course 100 being the max and 0 being the minimum...But it's kinda different cuz in school a 50 is failing, but according to my scale (the Ct scale) 50 means average, so in the grand scheme of things if your a 50, your "very average" looks wise.....Ok here's the rundown..1-9(Kill yourself status)..10-19(same boat as the 1st group)...20-29(consider facial and/or body surgery)..30-39(Needs alot of work but not all hope is lost, usually these are the females that can put on nice clothes and not appear as ugly as they actually are)..40-49(The normal every day girl..You can walk the streets and feel comfortable without somebody actually pointing at you and giving you the "WTF" face..like I said 50's average)..50-59(Average to slightly above average-nothing completely special, but better than average)..60-69(It's ok to be seen holding this chicks hand in public)..70-79(Very nice lookin girl, it's ok to take her home to meet moms, potential wifey material)..80-89(Beautiful, consider yourself a winner if you have a girl in this range..10 thumbs up)..90-100(You rarely see these types of females just walking in the street..This is the Elite status that all the thirsty niggas be puttin all them 32 rated hoes on..But if you're a female in this range GOD BLESS YOUR PARENTS!)

Let's test the system out according to my scale on females everybody knows:::

90's
Halle Berry-90
Aaliyah-90
LaLa-91
Meagan Good-91
Mya-95
Amerie-97

80's
Sanaa Lathan-80
Vanessa Simmons-80
Somaya Reece-80
Angelina Jolie-80
Eva Mendez-81
Jessica Alba-81
Tahiry-81
Lisa Raye-82
Melanie Fiona-83
Chrisette Michele-83
Gabrielle Union-83
Keyshia Cole-84
Ciara-85
Christina Milian-85
Stacey Dash-86
Vanessa Bryant-87
Beyonce-88

70's
Trina-70
Jazmine Sullivan-70
Angela Simmons-70
Alicia Keys-70
Vivica Fox-71
Keri Hilson-71
Penelope Cruz-72
Jordan Sparks-73
Teairra Mari-74
Tyra Banks-74
Kourtney K-74
Skylar Diggans-74
Rihanna-75
Tia Mowry-75
Cubana Lust-76
Scarlett Johansson-76
Stacy Keibler-76
Nia Long-76
Jada Pinkett-76
Gisele Bundchen-77
Selma Hyek-78
Erykah Badu-79
Amber Rose-79
Tamia-79

60's
Serena Williams-61
Monica-64
Nicki Minaj-65
Mary J-67
Cassie-68
Rocsi-68
Kim K-69
Eve-69

50's & Below
Jennifer Hudson-56
Teyana Taylor-50
Brandy-48
Fantasia-45
Omorosa-34
Snooki-33
Paris Hilton-27
Precious-6

Thoughts???

HoodBoogers!!

O man, Ok I'ma slide in a different direction since I pointed alot of these moist ass niggas that are walking around these days. There's a particular breed of female that should be wiped off the face of planet earth. No I'm serious, pack these "oxygen stealing" hoes in the biggest rocket ship known to man and blast'em into fuckin' oblivion cuz they absolutely serve no purpose. This breed of woman (if you wanna call'em that) are known to many as "Hoodboogers." What is a hoodbooger you ask?? Ok let's see.................To start, this is a bitch(yea I said bitch) that comes from absolutely nothing and doesn't have the slightest desire to try and rise from her "shitty" situation. This means, most likely her mother, grandmother and even her grandmothers mother have been hoodboogers and have happily passed down their skillful "hoodbooger traits" to continue this never ending cycle of "aint'shitness". At least I hope this is the case, because if your a "self made" hoodbooger, you should be ordered by law to skip that rocket ship flight and play a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver, just to break the "hoodbooger chain" before it starts..Ok, if you don't know that you're one, here are a few dead giveaways::::Carrying food condiments in your purse(such as hot sauce,ketchup packs and other dumb shit):::::Excessive loud talking for no reason(bitch i don't need surround sound im standing right here)::::Having one or lots of different kids by niggas who refuse to be around(would you wanna deal with constant hoodbooger behavior?? ok then)::::16 million different color weaves(who are you trying to attract with that?...o yea the thirsty niggas I was talking bout before smh)::::Rather hit the club for the latest party than stay at home with your kids(smh @ bitches buying dresses for the club when their babies don't have shoes or food)...There's something seriously wrong with a person who would sell their food stamp card for money to buy a club dress..I guess this means no Cap N Crunch for little "Johntavious" in the morning, "you stankin bitch!"...You section 8 recipients disgust me beyond belief, I promise I typed all this shit with the "yuck face"..But I really can't be too mad, cuz your just following proper "Hoodbooger Protocol" *shrugs*..I could go on & on but I think you get the point. If any of you niggas have impregnated any of these skeezers, you have my condolences..However you've still taken a king sized L and should be beyond ashamed that you have to deal with this bitch for at least 18 years of your life(I request suicide)..Anyway, let me wrap it up with a PSA....ATTENTION: ALL YOU MISGUIDED HOODBOOGERS, IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE. GET OFF THE FOOD STAMPS AND ALL OTHER GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE, FIND A JOB AND STOP BEING A DRAIN ON THE ECONOMY, YOUR KIDS, AND YOURSELF..AND AS SPORTY THIEVZ ONCE STATED "YOU BIRDS WANT A TAKEOVA?? GET SOME CASH & A JENNY JONES MAKEOVA"...I'm even pissed at the fact ya'll made me take the time to write this blog..I'm out!!

Extreme Thirst Epidemic (ETE)

I've been noticing a disturbing pattern lately, that quite frankly is starting to get under my skin. I call this the "Extreme Thirst Epidemic", and it's "out this bitch" spreading like wildfire. You may even be falling victim to this, and not even realize your actions are screaming THIRST!!! But anyway, all you "sahara desert mouf ass niggas" disgust me with the constant simpin & saving of these females. It's to the point where you can't even log on to your facebook page and look at your screen without seeing a nigga tossin all his dignity and self respect out of the window over some "bird brain bitch", in hopes for some ass...No lie, I promise I saw a group of at least 15 dudes on facebook "simpin"  under the picture of some stripper bitch with her ass showing tryin to set something up. Are you niggas really that parched for some ass?? Seriously?? Ya'll need to sit back and reflect on what ya'll be tellin these females, cuz ya'll out here takin' more L's than the Cleveland Cavs...All it takes is one of the "trout mouf hoes" to say something on her Facebook status like "I'm hungry, I want some Wendys"....Automatically she get 25 likes on it and 26 niggas asking which number value meal she wants. I'm guessin all this is done because your banking on the chance of actually gettin some from the chick, but 95% of the time she already has a "designated nigga" for that...You happen to fall into the category of a "captain save a hoe/bring a bitch a 3 piece & a biscuit/throw ya hero cape on" type of nigga. In the end you're only doing 2 things...1.Spending some of your hard earned money on a useless bitch that wouldn't care if you fell off the face of this earth tomorrow..2. Your feeding the ego (yes bitches have egos to) of a chick thats most likely not even worth the ego feed. Ya'll are the dudes that have these bitches walking around with their chested poked out, actin like they're better than the rest of the world, thus making it harder on "common " niggas to spark up normal conversation. You can't even say "how you doin?" to some of these hoes nowadays without them thinkin you tryna holla at'em(immediately giving you back attitude)..The blame is 100% on ya'll for gassin these chicks...Last but not least, just cuz you not "thirsty" in public doesn't mean your not thirsty...It's like I say all the time, don't be a "closet thirsty nigga" either, it's potentially worse, just like being a closet homo..A closet thirsty nigga is a dude who will have his jumpoff chick at his house and she ask for some outlandish shit like a new 2012 Acura, and he gets it for her cuz he knows nobody will find out. (even when this purchase was above his means)...I guess you niggas have to learn one way or another, but until then be ready for some light pockets & shattered feelings...This (ETE) has spread beyond belief......O yea, I almost forgot..I don't know how many of you have heard of Skylar Diggans, she's a collegiate athlete who plays basketball for Notre Dame...Although she's a pretty girl (a dime by female basketball player standards) 7 or 8 in real life standards...She went from like 9,000 followers on twitter to around 50,000 and now probably over a 100,000....Why you ask?? Yea (ETE) Spreads fast..She was featured on ESPN in the Women's Final Four against Uconn and out came the thirst...A million and 1 niggas all claiming thats their wifey or whatver..The sheer "lip swingin"(female version of dickriding) was disgusting and appalling...This is an unbelievable epidemic, so if you haven't fallen victim to it yet..PLEASE DON'T!