Extreme Thirst Epidemic (ETE)

I've been noticing a disturbing pattern lately, that quite frankly is starting to get under my skin. I call this the "Extreme Thirst Epidemic", and it's "out this bitch" spreading like wildfire. You may even be falling victim to this, and not even realize your actions are screaming THIRST!!! But anyway, all you "sahara desert mouf ass niggas" disgust me with the constant simpin & saving of these females. It's to the point where you can't even log on to your facebook page and look at your screen without seeing a nigga tossin all his dignity and self respect out of the window over some "bird brain bitch", in hopes for some ass...No lie, I promise I saw a group of at least 15 dudes on facebook "simpin"  under the picture of some stripper bitch with her ass showing tryin to set something up. Are you niggas really that parched for some ass?? Seriously?? Ya'll need to sit back and reflect on what ya'll be tellin these females, cuz ya'll out here takin' more L's than the Cleveland Cavs...All it takes is one of the "trout mouf hoes" to say something on her Facebook status like "I'm hungry, I want some Wendys"....Automatically she get 25 likes on it and 26 niggas asking which number value meal she wants. I'm guessin all this is done because your banking on the chance of actually gettin some from the chick, but 95% of the time she already has a "designated nigga" for that...You happen to fall into the category of a "captain save a hoe/bring a bitch a 3 piece & a biscuit/throw ya hero cape on" type of nigga. In the end you're only doing 2 things...1.Spending some of your hard earned money on a useless bitch that wouldn't care if you fell off the face of this earth tomorrow..2. Your feeding the ego (yes bitches have egos to) of a chick thats most likely not even worth the ego feed. Ya'll are the dudes that have these bitches walking around with their chested poked out, actin like they're better than the rest of the world, thus making it harder on "common " niggas to spark up normal conversation. You can't even say "how you doin?" to some of these hoes nowadays without them thinkin you tryna holla at'em(immediately giving you back attitude)..The blame is 100% on ya'll for gassin these chicks...Last but not least, just cuz you not "thirsty" in public doesn't mean your not thirsty...It's like I say all the time, don't be a "closet thirsty nigga" either, it's potentially worse, just like being a closet homo..A closet thirsty nigga is a dude who will have his jumpoff chick at his house and she ask for some outlandish shit like a new 2012 Acura, and he gets it for her cuz he knows nobody will find out. (even when this purchase was above his means)...I guess you niggas have to learn one way or another, but until then be ready for some light pockets & shattered feelings...This (ETE) has spread beyond belief......O yea, I almost forgot..I don't know how many of you have heard of Skylar Diggans, she's a collegiate athlete who plays basketball for Notre Dame...Although she's a pretty girl (a dime by female basketball player standards) 7 or 8 in real life standards...She went from like 9,000 followers on twitter to around 50,000 and now probably over a 100,000....Why you ask?? Yea (ETE) Spreads fast..She was featured on ESPN in the Women's Final Four against Uconn and out came the thirst...A million and 1 niggas all claiming thats their wifey or whatver..The sheer "lip swingin"(female version of dickriding) was disgusting and appalling...This is an unbelievable epidemic, so if you haven't fallen victim to it yet..PLEASE DON'T!